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sarcasmsaidit:

these college emails i’ve been getting have started to sound more and more serial killer-ish.

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ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: image

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proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

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askgeorgebush:

smilingemoticon:

(Wake me up) Wake me up inside
(I can’t wake up) Wake me up inside
(Save me)

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jennatalherpes:

this fucking line. this is revolutionary.

jennatalherpes:

this fucking line. this is revolutionary.

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thefault-in-your-face:

fuck dis bitch i gotta go
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shitshilarious:

Looks like the screenshot of a new Disney Channel series
"She’s 15 and an aspiring singer"
"and she’s a gorilla"
"And now they are STEP-SISTERS"
"Life will NEVER be the same for Madison and CoCo"
"Also for some reason its a secret and they dress CoCo up like a human to go to school"
“MONKEY BUSINESS. ONLY ON DISNEY CHANNEL”

shitshilarious:

Looks like the screenshot of a new Disney Channel series

"She’s 15 and an aspiring singer"

"and she’s a gorilla"

"And now they are STEP-SISTERS"

"Life will NEVER be the same for Madison and CoCo"

"Also for some reason its a secret and they dress CoCo up like a human to go to school"

MONKEY BUSINESS. ONLY ON DISNEY CHANNEL”

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